you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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