He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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