Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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