drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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