I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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