My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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