someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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