Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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