This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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