garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I deserve this hangover.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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