before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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