when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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