Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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