This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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