some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Shame is for Republicans.
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