omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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