Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
