batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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