awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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