Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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