its not stalking. its research.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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