I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
be right there i have to get my cape
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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