"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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