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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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