if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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