i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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