Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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