I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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