Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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