Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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