i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
