you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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