I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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