I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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