absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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