No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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