I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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