Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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