Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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