when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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