there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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