I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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