question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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