i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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