That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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