My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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