wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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