My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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