Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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