found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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