Sponge bath it is.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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