Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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