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hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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