I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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